A blog on the landscape.

•August 10, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Ok, I know  it’s been a while! Things got in the way, I haven’t had time, the dog ate my drafts………….

The list of excuses could go on, but I don’t do excuses as a rule. I had a Corporal in the Army who said “Don’t give me problems, give me solutions. Don’t give me excuses, give me results.”

He said this a lot, perhaps too much, not always in the correct context. He used to enjoy tearing beer cans with his teeth as well. We never gave him excuses and removed empty beer cans at the earliest opportunity.

Anyway, I digress. For the last six months I have  been quite busy with work, DIY, family and getting all political (good reason to blog, you may think? Not so, politics could be likened to sex – The more you get of it, the less likely you are to talk about it!) 

 I have also been quite tied up with a local community campaign to stop houses being built on our green and pleasant land. The latter has tested my researching/writing/blogging skills to produce and manage a campaign blog for Wesham Action Group or WAG for short. Yes I am……… A WAG! Something I never thought I would be described as. The acronym could be seen as somewhat misleading if you are thinking along the lines of ‘Young, slender shopaholic with a lapdog in one arm and Pro-footballer’s (Soccer [US]) wallet in the other.’

Some very rich women

Some very rich women

 

 

 

No, afraid not that at all! I like to think my fellow WAGS and I are more refined in the pursuit of personal happiness. We basically just want to speak on behalf of our community and tell major developers that destroying countryside is wrong, very wrong! Take a look at our ongoing work at www.weshamactiongroup.co.uk. I could continue to wax lyrical about how large developers are attempting to ride on the crest of  flawed policy from Central Government….. blah blah blah, but there is no need. If you want to know more, click the link above.

So there it is, my explanation (excuse) for not blogging for so long…………………….

Now where’s that empty beer can?

Calling for Gordon’s Resignation

•March 2, 2009 • 2 Comments

Find attached an excellent letter pointing out Gordons shortfalls (it is a long letter!) and demanding his resignation. The author wishes for this letter to be distributed to as many readers as possible via the internet, so please forward to like minded people.

S T E V E N K A T I R A I
B E L L A M O U R ,
L O N G H O R S L E Y ,
M O R P E T H ,
 N O R T H U M B E R L A N D
 N E 6 5 8 R B

e – m a i l – S t e v e n @ k a t i r a i . c o m

The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP

10 Downing Street, London SW1A 2AA Sunday, 15 February 2009

Prime Minister An open letter demanding your resignation. Your position is untenable and, I as a citizen of Great Britain demand your instant resignation. You are unelected, have no popular mandate and lack the moral authority to be Prime Minister. Your terms as Chancellor and Prime Minister have been a total disaster for this nation and your attempt to cling on to power at all costs show a complete contempt for this nation and displays your absolute vanity and thirst for political power. I list below some of the mistakes made by you during your time in public office. If as a director of a limited company you had made similar mistakes you would be subject to criminal prosecution and banned from being a company director. As a Government minister the standards exercised should be significantly higher than those exercised by a company director, you have failed to maintain those standards and are unfit for public office.

Banking Supervision: You transferred responsibility for banking supervision to the Financial Services Authority from the Bank of England so directly laying the seeds of the current banking crisis.

Banking Crisis: The initial response to the Northern Rock crisis was so slow as to be glacial and ultimately led to the damage done to the whole banking sector. A strong Prime Minister would have provided depositors with a guarantee that their deposits were safe and the bank run would have stopped. Ultimately the same guarantee would have ensured that the HBOS and RBS debacle would not have been so severe.

Criminal Negligence: The entire UK banking crisis has been caused by a lack of supervision under the regulatory regime set up by you, any man of honour would have resigned upon seeing the damage caused. You however have tried to blame everyone else and accept no responsibility. You are criminally negligent.

Vanity: You have used the banking crisis to attempt to advance your personal standing and political career at the expense of the nation.

Lack of Judgment: You have made three serious errors of judgment in your appointment of advisers on the current financial crisis.

1. Your choice of banker to compile a report on ideas for improving public health was Sir Derek Wanless. a Northern Rock director when it imploded in 2007.

2. You appointed Sir James Crosby, the former HBOS CEO, to the board of the FSA who then had to resign after becoming embroiled in the row over failings of risk management at HBOS. 3. It now also appears that Glen Moreno will be forced out of his job, as chairman of UK Financial Investments Ltd, the company set up to oversee the government’s stake in the bailed-out banks, because of his links with a Liechtenstein trust accused of tax evasion.

You Fantasize: By clinging to the idea that, thanks to your genius British citizens are far better placed than competitors to handle this crisis. The following two facts demonstrate that this is a fantasy:-

1. The Office for National Statistics’ revelation that while the number of foreign workers getting jobs in the UK continues to grow (up by 175,000 to 2.4 million last year), domestic unemployment is rising sharply.

2. According to Business Monitor International, a research company specialising in country risk, “Britain is facing an unprecedented fall in its economic world ranking… from 12th place in 2007 to 21st in 2010″. “Despite enjoying 11 years of growth between 1997 and 2007, the UK ran a budget deficit of 1.7 per cent of GDP over this period, fuelling a fiscal time bomb. Faced with the financial burden of bailing out the banking sector and kick-starting the economy, the budget deficit will swell to an unsustainable 9.3 per cent of GDP in 2009.”

Public spending: Your 2000 Spending Review presaged a major expansion of government spending, without any significant benefit to public services, directly leading to the UK being in the worst shape of any industrialised nation to weather the current financial crisis.

You have colluded in hiding the full extent of public borrowing by using PFI initiatives to hide the borrowings off balance sheet. PFI is the most expensive and inefficient form of finance possible, and you have saddled the country with a debt that you cannot even quantify. Jeremy Pocklington, leader of the Treasury’s corporate and private finance team, could only give a rough estimate to Richard Bacon that the total liabilities, but not debt, from the vast majority of PFIs, but not all, from 2006-07 to 2032-33, but not beyond, is £157.9bn. That is not only astounding but unbelievable.

Public sector Employment: The office for national Statistics shows Public sector employment was 5,846,000 (20.4 per cent of all in employment) in June 2005, 680,000 (13.2 per cent) higher than in June 1998, whereas from 1998 to 2005 private sector employment only rose by 1,241,000 (5.7 per cent). This growth is unsustainable and wrong.

Growth: An OECD report shows UK economic growth averaged 2.7% between 1997 and 2006, lower than in any other English speaking country.

Gold sales: Between 1999 and 2002 you sold 60% of the UK’s gold reserves at $275 an ounce, close to a 20-year low, a disastrous foray into international asset management.

Your spectrum auctions gathered £22.5 billion for the government which caused a severe recession in the telecoms development industry leading to the direct loss of 30,000 UK jobs. Two auctions were run in the USA, the first being cancelled and re-run (for less revenue) due to damage caused to the industry. The Americans realised their mistake and tried to rectify it. The British and German chancellors copied the North American first auction; which had failed. To copy a failed economic model is normally considered a serious error of judgement.

Your East Coast Mainline franchise auction led directly to the demise of GNER, an excellent company, which was replaced by National Express who offer East Coast mainline users a significantly poorer service. Your duty was not only to maximise revenues, you also had a duty to the shareholders, employees and customers which you completely failed.

Anti-poverty: The Centre for Policy Studies found that the poorest fifth of households, which accounted for 6.8% of all taxes in 1996–7, accounted for 6.9% of all taxes paid in 2004-5. Meanwhile, their share of state benefit payouts dropped from 28.1% to 27.1% over the same period.

Tax: According to the OECD UK taxation has increased from a 39.3% share of gross domestic product in 1997 to 42.4% in 2006, going to a higher level than Germany. This increase has mainly been attributed to active government policy, and not simply to the growing economy.

You pledged to not increase the basic or higher rates of income tax however in all but your final budget, you only increased the tax thresholds in line with inflation, rather than earnings, resulting in fiscal drag.

You abolished the 10% tax band so that you could reduce the basic rate from 22% to 20%, to make it look like you were decreasing taxes. However in fact it led to increased tax for 5 million people, and, left those earning under £18,000 as the biggest losers.

Pensions: Your changes in 1997 in the way corporation tax is collected, directly led to the taxation of dividends on stock investments held within pensions, thus lowering pension returns and contributing to the demise of most of the final salary pension funds in the UK.

This act alone has single handedly damaged the pension of every person with a pension in the UK but also saddled UK corporations with a an ever growing pension liability, so much so that many companies futures are imperilled by these debts.

Falsehoods: You used the Laura Spence Affair to beat up Oxford and Cambridge about their admissions procedures, Lord Jenkins, then Oxford Chancellor and himself a former Labour Chancellor of the Exchequer, said “nearly every fact you used was false.

Inappropriate links: Given the finding that the government did not carry a proper public consultation on the use of nuclear power in its 2006 Energy Review, your brother Andrew’s is links to one of the main nuclear lobbyists, EDF Energy could be construed as inappropriate.

The father-in-law of your closest adviser Ed Balls, Tony Cooper (father of the Labour minister Yvette Cooper) has close links with the nuclear industry. Cooper was described as an “articulate, persuasive and wellinformed advocate of nuclear power over the last ten years” by the Nuclear Industry Association on his appointment as Chairman of the British Nuclear Industry Forum in June 2002.

IraqWar: You supported British involvement in the Iraq War against the wishes of the UK population and helped to justify that involvement by publishing false intelligence. This war has directly increased the odds of terrorist attacks on British subjects and the financial cost has had a significantly detrimental effect on the British economy.

Military Covenant: You have not adhered to the ‘military covenant’, leading to a significant decline in the moral of the armed forces due to poor housing, lack of equipment and adequate healthcare provisions. The lack of equipment has directly led to an increase in the loss of lives, and serious injuries, compounded by a lack care following serious injury.

The 15% VAT Rate: introduced to counter the effects of recession demonstrated a total naivety and breathtaking stupidity. Far from digging the nation out of a hole, it has saddled the country with a huge unsustainable debt.

No one should benefit from failure: You have on numerous occasions stated that no one should benefit from failure, however your tenure as chancellor was universally recognised as a failure, but you were rewarded with the Premiership and had the gall to accept.

There will be no more Boom & Bust: In your hubris you made a statement that was patently untrue, and counter to any economic theory. You either knew that statement to be untrue and lied or if you believed it then you clearly demonstrated your foolishness and proved that you were unfit for office.

The UK is in a better position than any other developed country: this again is completely untrue, we have more than double the debt per head of population than any other country in Europe.

Public Services: You have destroyed Public Services by a raft of inappropriate targets, which have led to resources being wasted by the attempts to meet those targets.

Surveillance society: You have presided over and led to the creation of a surveillance society in which any perceived wrongdoing is used as a pretext to pass oppressive laws. You and your predecessor have both single headedly succeeded in making the UK an unpleasant place to live in.

These are but a small sample of your failings any of which make you unfit for public office and for which you should immediately resign. You sir are a fraud and I am forwarding this letter to as many people as I can, via the internet in an effort to shame you into accepting your failures.

Yours faithfully Steven Katirai

Nice Work If You Can Get It!

•February 14, 2009 • 1 Comment

I do not take any credit for this research and publication but it makes very interesting reading!!

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics .

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheque’s

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this ?

It’s the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

What a bunch of bastards we have running our country – it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best ‘corporate’ pension scheme in the country!!
It’s time to stand up to this lot !

Den of Eniquity!!

Den of Eniquity!!

Yes, I am still here!

•January 26, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Just a quick post to let you all know I am still breathing. I have been quite busy in January. What with dieting but losing no weight, campaigning without a voice and joinering (Is that a word?) without a clue.

Benignintervention has been sadly overlooked. I have been posting regularly on www.ruralfyldesogs.wordpress.com which is quite an important matter for my locality. So my finger tapping skills have been all used up.

It is not to said that I havn’t had anything to rant about. Ohhhhhhhh let me tell you!!! If I had some kind of filing system in my brain, you know the folder/sub folder type of thing, my niggles and narks would amount to 500 Gigabytes. As I sit here my niggles and narks are flooding my head,  pinging the backs of my eyes. They lay dormant after initial conception, but as soon as I start blogging they awaken and torment me. Because I haven’t dealt with them one by one, as they arise, this post is in danger of exploding into an incoherent mess.

Time to format this portable storage device (With a nice glass of wine!)

I must remember to post more regularly.

New Year Resolutions

•January 2, 2009 • 2 Comments

Every year I say I am going to do things, or stop doing them. This year I have so many to do/not do. So I am going to do them/stop doing them. Then I might get bored and do somthing else. One thing is for sure, I WILL DO THINGS!

Here is but a few of my intended challenges:

  1. GIVE UP SMOKING. Filthy habit, costly and is seen by some as being on the same level as serving a shit sandwich at a dinner party.
  2. LOSE WEIGHT. At 5′ 10″ tall, both experts and my mirror both say I should not weigh 14st 1lb. Am I bothered what experts/mirrors say?  NO!    Was I bothered when I split my jeans on boxing day?  YES!
  3. DO MORE BLOGGING. As a relatively new blogger I caught the bug in 2008. I love it, I find it cathartic, I like telling people stuff, I like bending words, I like to research my subjects. Watch this space!
  4. GET DOWN IN THE ‘HOOD. I believe that is the correct terminology to use when One wishes to become more community spirited and help out One’s Homeys.
  5. DRINK LESS BEER. I am in no way dependent or alcoholic. But during leisure time, my hand usually has a ‘Stella Sovereign’ adorning it. Any suggestions for a quaffable Red Wine?
  6. DO MORE PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES. I walk the dog, apart from that I might as well be a human from Wall-E (Great Film). So I will get off my fat lazy arse and do more. See below for details.
  7. GO GEOCACHING MORE. Having had some great fun with my family in 2008 with this pursuit, I want to make more time for this. (Click the link above for more info.)
  8. TAKE UP CYCLING. I need to sweat, but my knees can’t take the runs I used to go on. So first I will borrow a bike, then I will give it a go. All being well I will enter the Manchester to Blackpool ride in the summer!
  9. DO MORE DIY/GARDENING. Since I was domesticated by the wife, I have dabbled in this field. I have become more confident and now just need to get on with it!
  10. SPEND LESS TIME ON FACEBOOK/XBOX 360. To free up time for any of the above I must stop endlessly staring at my monitor virtually poking people/virtually shooting baddies.

Lets see what I can achieve in 2009…………………………….

We are what we do

•December 16, 2008 • 1 Comment

I found this site whilst on my dinner today.

http://www.wearewhatwedo.org/

I’ve had a quick look at it and it looks very interesting. In fact, I completed a couple of selfless tasks within my dinner hour, I didn’t even have to look away from my VDU.

One of the tasks spurred me on to write the short post below.

So go on, what’s stopping you?

Temporary Workers are human!

•December 16, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Always remember, temps work at lots of different places, they tend to have better social skills because they have to integrate with many different workforces. They may have experience which is valuable to stuck-in-a-rut employees, like yourself!
Temps can only do a good job if they are informed on how best to do a good job. Temps can only integrate with other employees if said employees integrate with them.
There is no such thing as a bad temp……. there is however, such a thing as a bad employee who does not like temps!

Guest Blogging

•December 9, 2008 • 1 Comment

My skills as a blogger seem to be in high demand at the moment. I did a spot of holiday cover for my friend Bec on www.outofmytree.co.uk I rambled on about things in my own, incoherent way. Now I have been invited to guest post on My friend Simon’s Website www.wesham.com on which I will ramble on in my own, incoherent way.

Some might say I am omnipresent, some might liken me to a nasty rash,  I just think i’m all over the place.

Catch me here, there and everywhere, sometime sooner or later.

Mormon Drive-Bys

•November 24, 2008 • Leave a Comment
Salt Lake Mormon Temple

Salt Lake Mormon Temple

Be warned, I am now going to broach a very, very delicate issue………. RELIGION.

Don’t worry, I will try not to offend anyone. Although talking about beliefs can sometimes prove inflammatory, I feel I must pass on this story of perplexing, random evangelism.

Saturday afternoon and my sister was going about her business, working her way through assorted chores. One of the said chores was to tidy up the garden. So with a firm brush clasped in marigold clad hands, she set out into the chilly November air. As she was bent over weeding a border an unfamiliar motor vehicle pulled up outside her house. Two men alighted the carriage. Well dressed in black suits and crisp, full length overcoats.
“Mornin, Ma’am” Said one stranger. My Sister peered over the wall, still crouching.Slightly startled by the Deep Southern American drawl which had eminated from the more vocal of the pair, she enquired if she could be of assistance. ” Can I help You?”  The talkative one replied “Yes Ma’am, we’re from the Church of Jesus Christ.”  Having her own beliefs, baptism and confirmation in  her chosen Christian institution she stated “I’m not interested in being a Jehovas Whitness!”  The second of the duet then thought to interject. “No Ma’am, we’re from the Church of Jesus Christ and we are here today to tell you the Lord can SAVE you!”A little gob-smacked by the forthright invasion of her Saturday winter pottering, She retorted “I don’t want to be saved, I want to do my garden!”  With that she retreated through her front door, leaving two, slightly bewildered doorstep preachers behind.
Just Gardening

Just Gardening

 

 
 As I said at the beginning of this post, I am not here to insult any religion but you’ve got to admit Mysterious Drive-By Evangelism doesn’t happen everyday. Sure, different faiths recruit in different ways. I can’t count how many times I have politely turned down a copy of the Watchtower. But JWs don’t jumps out of cars with their hands in the air, using a garden wall as a makeshift pulpit!
 
 Not for one minute do I think Mormons use these tactics much, maybe these fellas had got a little tired of having doors slammed in their faces. Maybe they thought they had stumbled upon a new covert operation to increase their flock! In my mind though, there are still a few unanswered questions…………………………
 
 
What exactly were a couple of American Mormons doing in the sleepy Northern town of Kirkham?
How did they make their getaway so quick……… and why?
And finally…………..
 
Crazy Horses Singer

Crazy Horses Singer

Crazy Arsed Killer

Crazy Arsed Killer

 HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE SIMILARITIES BETWEEN FELLOW MORMONS DONNY OSMOND AND TED BUNDY ?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Top Jeer

•November 14, 2008 • Leave a Comment

With the country in economic turmoil, violent crime escalating and an unemployment level rising by the day you would think Members of Parliament would be working non stop to improve things. Positive action is needed NOW!

With babies being killed (who should have blatantly been under the care of social services), you would think Labour MPs would be spending time scrutinising their own departments for failings. Seriously you would think that, wouldn’t you?

One Labour MP has spent his time wisely by watching TOP GEAR on BBC2, 2nd Nov 2008. Rt Hon Chris Mole MP has written a ’strongly worded’ letter to the DG of Aunty Beeb to show his disgust at the offensive comments made by Jeremy Clarkson on the show. The comments intimated that Lorry Drivers have been known to murder prostitutes. Further to this, he called for the instant dismissal of the much loved Clarkson.

chris-mole

Chris Mole

The BBC recieved over 200 complaints in addition to Chris Mole’s. With viewers of TOP GEAR numbering well over 6 million, the percentage of people who were thrown into fits of revulsion was, wait for it…………… 0.003% 

The reason why Chris Mole was so offended by this flippant, but humorous remark was that 6 prostitutes were murdered in his constituency, by a man who’s occupation was HGV driver. The murders occurred in 2006 around Ipswich. He stated that anyone with a complete disregard for the victims families must be dismissed immediately. I would suggest to Mr Mole, his time would be spent more wisely by tackling the illegal sex trade that is still, to this date, still rife in his constituency. Although prostitution is often thought of as merely a symptom of a larger social problem, it is still a crime and should be tackled as such.

jeremy

When I heard Jeremy’s comments I instantly thought of Peter Sutcliffe, The Yorkshire Ripper. He too murdered prostitutes and yep, that’s right, was a HGV Driver. As a qualified HGV Driver, was I offended by this blatant stereotyping, Not one bit! IT WAS A JOKE, YOU MORONIC BUSY BODIES! Maybe the Rt Hon MP jumped on his high horse and presumed it was directed only at the murders in his constituency? Maybe the Rt Hon MP is a little ashamed by the murders, which undoubtedly highlighted a shocking degredation of social values on his very own doorstep, social problems which he is charged to deal with and create a better environment for his voters to live in!

Other high profile complainants included Roger King, CEO of Road Haulage Association, who also wrote to Mark Thompson, DG BBC, stating ‘500,000 Lorry Drivers take great exception to being labelled a prostitute killer’. Bit presumptuous there, Roger! Not for one minute did I think I was being labelled as such.

magnumOther complaints were regarding the dangerous nature of stunts. It was all filmed on a test track, it wasn’t real, it was a string of set ups. (Although anyone who wants to drive a Renault Magnum into a brick wall gets my seal of approval!) The whole program was designed to take a look at driving from a truckers viewpoint. (A viewpoint which most people will never witness first hand, to the detriment of road safety in general.)

Humour was involved, that’s why so many people tune into TG, irrelevant of what level of interest in BHP, Cam shafts, etc any given viewer holds. As an Accredited HGV Driving Assessor my only concern thrown up by the production was that of Personal Protective Equipment. Whilst coupling to trailers not one of the presenters wore substantial gloves. The air lines pump air at 10 Bar. If any escaping air penetrated the skin it could cause tiny air bubbles to enter the blood stream causing dangerous embolisms. 

I feel a strongly worded letter coming…………….. or maybe I have got better things to occupy my time!!!